Sunday, June 10, 2018

BREAKING NEWS - BETHESDA E3 2018

THIS JUST IN:

-Todd Howard manages to be the only director at E3 who consistently manages to not be cringey.

-Fans are disappointed that Fallout 76 will have optional single player as an online game.

-Fans are disappointed that ESVI's announcement was just an announcement.

-Fans aren't talking about Starfield. Why aren't they talking about Starfield?

-Todd Howard manages to be the only individual on the face of the planet to make me excited for a mobile game AND a multiplayer game.

-That guy from Destroy Build Destroy played a rock song with a very unfitting piano part that went on for about three minutes without any gameplay (?)

-A new DOOM game is coming out with new enemies.

-The Elder Scrolls Legends still exists.

-The Elder Scrolls Online still exists.

-A tall foreign guy forgot his lines for roughly half of the run time of the conference

And, finally:

-Nobody on Earth is going to buy Rage 2.