Thursday, May 24, 2018

The JomboMolino Deviantart Page!

I got bored today and decided to try out Deviantart as a venue for some of my less professional art. 

Within maybe five minutes of posting, somebody already was able to find it. And here I was thinking that my Tumblr account was my only hope...months of activity and not a SINGLE view...

If you want to hop on by, the link is right here.

I'm working on a very special review right now...one that requires a substantial amount of time. Judging by the game I'm reviewing, however...it's not unwarranted. 

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Tumblr's a lost prospect.

Just read an article about Tumblr's utterly broken search function. From what I've read, the folks at Tumblr have a FROM Software viewpoint when it comes to this. Apparently, blogs on Tumblr don't want to be discovered...so it's "working as intended."

So, it looks like I'm gonna have to rely on yous guys to spread the word! Facebook and Twitter would be viable options if I didn't have to input my phone number, address, eye color and blood type.

To make up for this (basically) shameful act of word-of-mouth advertising, here's a really good song by my favorite band:


Friday, April 13, 2018

Shoutout to The Right Trigger

Quite possibly the only person who's read any of my reviews has a blog of his own! It's called The Right Trigger, and he reviews video games too!

His style is a good balance between funny and informative, and I don't think he'd be caught dead doing an end-of-the-year top ten list with only Night in the Woods.

So, if you're in the mood to read some legitimate analysis of video games rather than watch me complain about how dating simulators don't fill the void in my soul like a real woman would, then hop on over there!

Monday, March 5, 2018

I'm sorry I yelled at you

I was in a bad place the last time I posted on here. That game (Jambo) was just...so bad. You understand, right? I wasn't myself.

...but...I mean, it's not like you're blameless. I mean, you can't even read this because nobody knows about this blog. If you people actually READ this blog, then I might not have gotten so upset. But that's no excuse. We both need to be strong...for each other.




...what on earth am I going on about?

READ MY BLOG, YOU CREEPS

READ IT

I PUT TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS, DANGIT, THE LEAST YOU PAEDOPHILES CAN DO IS FREAKIN' LOOK AT IT

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Monday, January 15, 2018

The "I'm So Lonely Reviews" Tumblr blog!

I made a tumblr account for this blog.

Maybe people will actually be able to see it now. Who knows? Anything's possible! :D

The tumblr account will be reserved for updates, links to reviews on this blog, and artwork that I make in my free time (since I'm an artist...fun fact).

If you're visiting from tumblr, then welcome! I promise that I'll have more reviews in the future. Currently, I'm working on a triplet review for three indie games, so look forward to that!

Hope you guys enjoy what I have to offer both now and in the future!


Monday, January 8, 2018

Sketchy Update (not sketchy like "drug deal" sketchy, sketchy like paper)

Well. Here we are.

In case you're wondering why the doodles for my Night in the Woods review are...well, bad, it's because I drew them in haste and forgot that graphite is the worst medium in the history of everything ever (it's also my primary medium that I've been studying for years, yaaaay).

I will fix this with the  ~ Digital Update ~  in the future. My primary artistic medium is graphite to digital, so the only thing I have to do is...well, photoshop over the drawings.

The only reason I have the drawings up here in their current state is because I wanted to get them out there and see how they looked on the blog.

So, in conclusion:

Yeah, I know they look like I drew them in highschool during class. Get off my back, you creep.